Tony Clams Frees Tibet

Tony Clams began his relationship with the independent country of Tibet and its people after arriving at its capitol, Lhasa, after mistaking its state legislature for a Bed, Bath, and Beyond after attempting to return a faulty hammock. Clams treated with hostility after recounting his story to the Tibetan Royal Guard, who correctly believed that Bed, Bath, and Beyond did not carry hammocks. The initial hostility would evolve into a heated argument, which turned into a tense stalemate, a standoff, and then a close friendship with the current Dalai Lama, Thubten Gyatso. The Dalai Lama would crown Clams his most trusted advisor, tasking him with delivering an important message to the Peoples Republic of China (PRC) regarding the statehood of Tibet, which was a heated issue at the time.

Clams would reach the Hall of the People in Tienanmen Square, Beijing, where he was quickly scheduled to meet Sun Yat-Sen, the feudal emperor of China. However, when Clams went to tell the emperor that Tibet would accept it's place in China's empire, pending some slight tariff regulations, he instead remembered the broken hammock that had brought him to the far east in the first place. Clams immediately became incensed after Yat-Sen attempted to reason with Clams, claiming that Bed, Bath, and Beyond did not carry hammocks. Clams, enraged, would denounce the emperor in the name of Tibet and began a eon long blood feud between the two nations that would take the lives of millions.